*New Sizing! Check Size Guide* Oh I just CAN'T with this jQuery! Line after line of compressed open-source jQuery code flows across the dark teal background, shimmering slightly with a gentle green gradient. Love-hate relationships with pop-up windows aside, there will be no doubt which pair of pants you'll reach for on those flex-work days that involve the couch, fridge, tv, and endless lines of debugging. Made of soft, super stretchy lenzing with a comfy 1.5" thick elastic waistband.